MUSEUM OF CANCELLED CULTURE
LES ORÉADES
WILLIAM-ADOLPHE BOURGUEREAU 1902
This painting captures the exact moment when three Aussie blokes on a fishing trip to Boonie Doon decided to play a game. Each one took out a coin, made a wish and threw it into the lake. The first, wished for a brand new fishing boat. The second, wished for a peaceful resolution to the Ukrainian conflict. The third, wished for a 100 naked chicks to appear out of thin air & start having sex with him straight away. Can you guess which of their three wishes came true? If you guessed the third you would be wrong. It was actually the first guy. The 37 naked women in this painting appeared out of thin air completely by coincedence and had nothing to do with the game that these three goat-men were playing.
CANCELLED BY ORDER OF THE BIG DADDY SHERIFF