MUSEUM OF CANCELLED CULTURE

THE CREATION OF ADAM

MICHAELANGELO 1511

Originally submitted as a joke to impress a girl he was seeing. Michaelangelo had never painted before in his life prior to his work on the Sistine Chapel and it shows. Look how small he drew Adam's penis. It's like hellllllooooo, earth to Michaellangelo, have you ever seen, let alone drawn a penis before. What a lying asshole. Let that be a lesson to all of you out kids out there, trying to be something your not. For as the wise man Dr. Suess once said, "Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You."

CANCELLED BY ORDER OF THE BIG DADDY SHERIFF