SIXTY-9 ANIMALS

Whilst protecting the city of Gold Coast from fuckboiz and bad bitches, The Big Daddy Sheriff stumbled upon an abandoned shipping container with strange noises emanating from within.

Using his big sxc muscles and his smart brain, the Sheriff broke down the doors of the container and peered inside. What he saw both shocked and intrigued him.

Sixty-nine of the most beautiful and dangerous animals the world had ever known sat staring back at him dead in the face. Any normal man would run, hide and cry for his Mumma... not the Sheriff. 

No no, instead he did what any good Sheriff would do, he called upon his deputy, the talented Mr Freyee. Together, they washed and cleaned each animal, put them through twelve years of private schooling & then put them up for public adoption.